101 Coffee Jokes: Hilarious Coffee Puns Words Can not Espresso

Is there anything better than a hot cup of coffee on a chilly morning? How about jokes about coffee to get your day started off right? 

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Coffee is the best. It’s delicious, energizing, and perfect for those early morning starts. But it’s also great for those afternoon slumps and evening pick-me-ups. And what could make coffee even better? Puns!

Here are 100 hilarious jokes about everyone’s favorite caffeinated drink. You can use these coffee jokes for Instagram captions.

So, brew up some laughs and enjoy this list of coffee puns!

Hello Coffee Puns

Below you’ll find hilarious coffee puns for greetings. You can use them when you chat with your friends on social media or as Instagram captions. If you are looking for more Instagram captions, check out our previous article with brunch Instagram captions.

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  1. How have you bean
  2. Hello brew-tiful!
  3. Sorry affogato your name. 
  4. Have a brew-tiful day.
  5. Java nice day.
  6. I’ve bean busy.
  7. Sorry, I’m latte.
  8. See ya later percolator
  9. What’s sumatra with you?

Coffee Puns about Love

Is there anything better than a hot cup of coffee on a chilly morning? How about jokes about coffee to get your day started off right? Check out our list of love puns about everyone’s favorite caffeinated beverage! 

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  1. Espresso your love.
  2. Where have you bean all my life?
  3. You affogato how much you loved me before.
  4. I had bean-ough of this pain.
  5. How is divorce like espresso? It’s bitter and expensive.
  6. I wish it is easy to affogato the pain.
  7. I am depresso when you’re gone.
  8. Pain made you bitter.
  9. My knees fall on the ground when you leave me.
  10. I love brew.
  11. Espresso my feelings for you. 
  12. You mocha me crazy. 
  13. If you were ground coffee you’d be espresso because you’re so fine. 
  14. Sending you a whole latte love.
  15. We were meant to bean together.
  16. You’re steaming hot. 
  17. I’m so sad. Can you mug me?
  18. Sometimes, you need to pretend that you are frappé.
  19. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
  20. He came to a bitter end.
  21. Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
  22. My heart beats faster because of brew
  23. I want to share my coffee-lings with you
  24. My love for you is strong and pure.
  25. We are the perfect blend.

Cute Coffee Puns

Whether you’re an experienced coffee addict or just starting your day with a cup, these jokes are sure to give you a laugh. So, brew up some laughs and enjoy this list of coffee puns!

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  1. Thank you for bean there for me. 
  2. I’ve got a latte problems.
  3. Thank you for bean a friend!
  4. Hands up! You’re under a-roast.
  5. You’re the cream in my coffee. 
  6. You look fa-brew-lous today!
  7. Thank you for bean a friend.
  8. I’ve bean thinking of you a latte. 
  9. You are magnificent
  10. Mugs and kisses
  11. Thank you a latte
  12. What’s up, brew?
  13. Better latte than sorry!
  14. Bean there, done that! 
  15. You mocha me happy!

Coffee Jokes

Coffee jokes and coffee puns are the best. If you’re a coffee-lover, then you know what I’m talking about. Here are some of my favorite coffee jokes and puns to get you started.

  1. Why did the coffee go to the library? To learn about roasting.
  2. What do you call a herd of cows chasing a truck full of Ethiopian beans? A stampede!
  3. How do you make a triple espresso? With three shots of espresso!
  4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Coffee Birthday Puns

If you’re a coffee-lover, you’ll appreciate these birthday coffee puns about everyone’s favorite morning drink. These puns are sure to get you laughing from jokes about caffeine addiction to funny observations about coffee culture. Make your coffee-addicted friend laugh with cute birthday coffee puns.

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  1. Java great birthday.
  2. Sorry I missed your birthday, better latte than never. 
  3. Hope your birthday is a latte fun.
  4. Hope your birthday is doppio.
  5. Sending you a latte birthday wishes.
  6. Give it your best shot.
  7. Espressily for you. 
  8. Take life one cup at a time. 

Gratitude Coffee Puns

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If you want to say “Thank you” to a coffee lover, there is no better way than to use one of these gratitude coffee jokes.

  1. You keep me grounded.
  2. Bottomless thanks
  3. Thanks a latte
  4. You pick me up when I’m feeling brew
  5. Thank you for everything you brew for me. 
  6. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me. 
  7.  Thanks a latte for being my friend.
  8. You mocha me so happy. 
  9. You mean a latte to me.  

Coffee Puns about Emotions

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Use coffee puns to express your emotions, be funny or sad.

  1. Bean there, done that.
  2. This is cool beans
  3. How I feel without coffee: depresso.
  4. Livin la vida mocha.
  5. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. 
  6. That’s so doppio.
  7. I should’ve been working but I was procaffeinating.
  8. This coffee is espressily for you. 
  9. It’s time to rise and grind.
  10.  I’m feeling a bit of deja brew. 
  11. I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
  12. Its bean one of those days. 

Coffee Puns about Music


Looking for a little coffee humor to start your day? Check out these coffee jokes and puns about music. Whether you’re a musician or just love coffee, you’re sure to enjoy these funny quips. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a cup of joe with a side of laughs.

  1. What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot!
  2. What’s the highest-charting holiday Christmas song in U.S? All I Want For Christmas is Brew.
  3. What’s the best song of Taylor Swift? Look what you Mocha do.
  4. “Wake me up before you cocoa!”
  5. What’s the best Beatles’ song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be!
  6. “Excuse me while I kiss the chai.” – This Jimi Hendrix song is often misheard as “excuse me while I kiss this guy” – but what if it was about coffee instead?
  7. What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
  8. What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? Both are no good without cream!
  9. In your mild-est dream
  10. What is the most controversial song of Blackpink? Love-drip Girls.

Check out also these funny coffee pun music band names:

  • Ariana Ground-de
  • Lady Gava
  • The Smashing Pumpkin Spice Lattes
  • Shawn Blend-des
  • Taylor Sweet
  • Justine Be-brew
  • Rage Against the Espresso Machine
  • The Red Hot Coffee Peppers
  • AC/Decaf
  • Fleetwood Macchiato


Is there anything better than a hot cup of coffee on a chilly morning? How about jokes about coffee to get your day started off right? I hope you enjoyed this list of 100 puns about everyone’s favorite caffeinated beverage! 

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